As he stared into the eyes of a grinning, insane, albeit very attractive jester, hoisting a comically intimidating mallet across her shoulders, he realized that he wasn't in the Department of Mysteries, or even London, anymore. But he didn't care.
Harry checks into the madhouse, and makes himself at home.
Updated: February 10, 2018 - Published: June 16, 2014 - Words: 164,573 - Chapters: 14
When Sam first met Freddie, halfway through their summer break and on their way to the seventh grade, he annoyed her. So she taught him to never mess with her again. Unsuccessfully. She just didn’t get it. How was he still smiling, the next day, talking to Carly, glaring at his newest bully, as if daring her to try that again? (noncon, humor, romance, friendship)
Updated: July 14, 2017 - Published: March 9, 2013 - Words: 48,780 - Chapters: 5
Before Harry could ever cross the veil and run into the world's most dangerous jester, his fate was already tied to the world's most brilliant witch. Now a standalone in the expanding Universe of Harry and Harley.
Updated: October 13, 2016 - Published: August 15, 2016 - Words: 26,699 - Parts: 2/6
(Rating: T, Warnings: major spoilers, femslash, explicit language)
(Rating: M, Max/Chloe, Warnings: major spoilers, femslash, explicit language)
She had all the time in the world, and she used it on everyone else. And what did it cost her in the end? Everything she ever wanted. She went through hell, and back, to lose it all. Time to go back. One more time.
Life was so Strange. But now, it's exactly what she wants it to be. Super Max to the rescue.
Updated: September 23, 2016 - Published: January 21, 2016 - Words: 63,349 - Parts: 11/10
(Rating: T - MA, Harry/Harem, Warnings: Besides the obvious? None.)
It started off as something simple - a snippy response to a sexist list he found. It was no big deal. He thought anger would be the biggest reaction, and practically destroy any relationship he could have ever had with a witch. Oh, was he wrong. So, very wrong.
Updated: November 3, 2015 - Published: July 31, 2013 - Words: 37,000 - Parts: 5
This time around, Harry uses his conscience. After that small, almost insignificant decision, Everything changes. Read as the puzzle pieces form back together to create a completely different picture. Features the Happy Harry Harem/Potter's Protectors and Ron/Ginny/Viktor(?) Bashing. (Humor/Romance)
Updated: December 24, 2008 - Published: July 31, 2008 - Words: 36,404 - Chapters: 6 - COMPLETED Long-promised Sequel currently in the works.
Set in Rocksteady's Arkham-verse of the critically acclaimed videogame series, Bruce Wayne will make different choices than he's used to. He discovers quite early that while he is more than a normal man, he may need help along the way. Complete re-write of the Series, from Arkham Origins to Arkham Knight.
The Dark Knight makes a firm impression on the rest of Gotham, and the world. And their women.
Updated: July 20, 2014 - Published: November 20, 2013 - Words: 15,619 - Chapters: 5 - ON HIATUS
(Rating: M, Harry/Hermione, Rihaan/Luna/Tonks, ALL Spoilers, Mary Sue)
Never liked Self-Insertion Fics. Always hated Mary-Sue Stories. That being said, I wrote my own. Starring the Fanboy that just won't quit, Rihaan Shimomura. Join him as he befriends the great Harry Potter and the future love of his life as they destroy... well, everything.
Published: September 3, 2012 - Words: 23,712 - Chapters: 1 - ON HIATUS
Hermione looks back on the errors she has made so far, and is not pleased on the decisions she made. So she decides to make amends with Harry by sending him a gift. Little did she know, she had created a sort of 'Ripple Effect', combined with the 'Chaos Theory'.Harry finally figures out that he is in a war. It is not only Voldemort that needs to be stopped. Death Eaters are a problem as well. They are part of the war, and there is a clear solid line of sides. The rules are simple: beat the leader of the other side, while taking out as many soldiers/pawns as possible.
Updated: July 16, 2012 - Published: July 31, 2008 - Words: 84,994 - Chapters: 8 - ON HIATUS